nothing breaks.

Nobody goes to your website.

We specialize in websites no one will ever go to. If people go to your website, you are in the wrong place.

Main thing no one clicks Second thing no one clicks

Zombie sites

Websites no one has ever gone to.

Click on them. You will be their first guest.

Livonia Athletic District

Livonia Athletic District

100

Sports facility · Livonia, MI

Their old site ran three adverts for a rental car company and still sold pickleball courts they'd stopped offering.

Loads in 1.5s instead of 31. 51× lighter.
Detroit Metro FC

Detroit Metro FC

100

Soccer club · Brighton, MI

Seventeen news articles nobody could find, put back. Every old link still works.

Loads in 1.5s instead of 7.7.
Epoxy Grind

Epoxy Grind

93

Flooring contractor · Michigan

Four thousand three hundred pages, and every one of them is fast.

Loads in 3.2s.
Detroit Fight

Detroit Fight

64

Fight club · Detroit, MI

Mine, and still carrying 23MB of video. It's next.

Loads in 82.5s. Yes, really.

Nobody asked

Websites we built without asking.

They are live anyway. If one is yours, it is yours — or say the word and it is gone.

The playbook

I gave the whole thing away. Free.

Every rule, every script, all of it open source. No sign-up, no email, no call.

You can build any website with it in about ten minutes. After that you will not need me for anything.

Take it ↗

What you get

The things nobody will ever notice.

All of it, in every build. None of it quoted separately.

Get in touch

Send a message nobody will read.